Suck it, Tanya!

You've been following Cute With Chris, right? No? Well, it's a blog/show dedicated to one of the two things the internet was invented for: showing pictures of kittens.

On January 30, 2008, the show passed into the realm of the legendary. Below is the whole saga, culminating with The Video of The Stage Show of an Internet Show from a Weblog of Pictures of Puppies and Kittens (Sometimes With Lasers).

Chapter One. In Which There is a Talking Plastic Horse.



Chapter Two. In Which Chris Discovers That Rage is a Lot of Work.



Chapter Three. In Which Urgency Builds! Kelvin is all out of Orange! The Cutedown is Abandoned!



Chapter Four. In Which There is a Pen Crisis.



Chapter Five. In Which The Curtain Goes Up

Everybody can vote, except people named Fran.

Why The Crazy Caucus and Primary Rules Are Legal.

I've been wondering about that very question; nice of Richard L. Hasen on Slate to address it directly. It seems to basically boils down to this: The Democratic and Republican Parties are private organizations, so they can run elections (funded by taxpayers' money) according to whatever rules they want, no matter how many voters get shut out, and the courts won't do a thing about it. Unless somebody tries to discriminate against black voters, which the legal system will step in to stop, because everybody agrees: THAT kind of discrimination is bad. But any other kind? Just more good clean political fun.